This is a picture I took in my room. It's the top of my new desk where I have candles and such, obviously. It's
kinda pretty, so yeah.
West New Dork
That's all my grandmother Arlene from West New York. Sure, she looks all innocent, but by God, people. She's married
to Arturo, a 37 year old Colombian. He's her fourth husband. She's mildly insane, but we love her.
Those are both Arturo, my grandmother's 37 year old Colombian husband. I know, I know...
This is Lauren from West New York. She's beautiful and amazing and I love her. I met her when I was in fourth grade
in Harry L. Bain school and I used to call her "cow-killer" because she wore a leather jacket. Haha. And then we
didn't speak or anything until a bit over a year ago. She's cool people.
Ahhh, this weekend was marvelous.
This is Lauren and Danny.
This is me and Osbaldo, Osbaldo who I've known since we were two. I love him.
Me, Lauren, and our third half, Jazmin.
Us, and Osbaldo.
Jazz and I.
Lauren and loverly Ron.
I and Ron.
They keep telling me I smile too much, but they suck.
Jazz and Osbaldo.
Jazz and Lauren.
Jazz, Lauren, and Danny in ze red hat.
Such hoodlums, aren't they?
I hardcore love Jazmin and Lauren. Hardcore.
Lauren, rocking The Shaina Shirt.
A closeup of the Shaina Shirt.
An incredibly bad picture of me, but I don't care, 'cause I love Lauren and Jazmin.
Read it. It's meaningful and stuff.
In Jyn's hallway.
The title of this picture is sexyassmotherfucker.jpg. Because she's a sexy fucker, isn't she? She truly is.
Chris, hanging from the stairs.
Jazz and Chris. And Chris isn't even stoned. Well, at least, I don't think he is.
Silly kids. It's Lauren and Jyn. Voila.
Jyn's cat. Adorable.
I don't know what the fuck it is, but it's cool.
Please note the dust on the TV. That's how much I watch it. Oh, and the two seasons of Xena: Warrior Princess. Hell
Well...it's messy, but it's very Shaina. Very Shaina.
And this is where I get my beauty sleep. The bed where I dream all my freaky fucked up dreams, the very bed I toss
and turn on all night and where my insomnia takes over my soul. It's rather comfy.
When I took this picture, I was laying on my bed. That's what I look up at every night. Beautiful Frank N. Furter
and a red velvet cape I turned into a curtain to keep the light out. Ha.
And zis is me handwriting. Well, kind of. It varies.
Isn't Kim beautiful? She's my little Chinadoll, my little token Asian. Ha.
This is my darling Finck. I love him with all my heart.
This was taken in US1. It's Jeremy. Isn't he lovely?
And this is Jeremy's eye. Hehe.
Sabrina's a beautiful human being. Check out her site, it's got a cool picture of me she took with her camera,
right after I took mine.
This is Mike Jenkins. He's so...cool. That's it, just cool. He's the shit.
My grandmother thinks Tim looks like a weasel.
A hole in Stephen (aka God)'s pants
My darling Chinadoll Kim and I.
DL and her boyfriend, Jose, starring in some slinkster-cool pictures.
Fizz, Travis and Sabrina.
Allison and Sabrina
Kryssypoo ze Dream Crusher
Danny and I. Horrible picture, but funny.
John and I.
Gasp. 'Tis I, Shainakins the Great
Haha. This picture is called "crackho.jpg".
Arlene took this in West New York.
You've all seen this one. Done with Nick's supercomputer.
I took zis picture in Texas right after I gave my friends makeovers. 'Twas quite hilarious.
Yeah...I don't know.
I made this because I was really bored last night, and listening to Kazaa, and got inspired.
This was a picture taken at someone's house gone terribly wrong.
Don't even ask.
This is one of the absolutely cutest dogs in the whole wide world, named Buster.
This is He Who Shall Not Be Named showing Monica and I what a genius Buster is.
Yeah, yeah, ink poisoning, blah blah blah.
My Friends are Artistes
All by Krystyne.